coffee-table rock
safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-cl-ss music for sn-bbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. the audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.
-i really like coldplay and u2.
-coldplay and u2 are coffee-table rock you tart.
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