Coffee Toffee


fecal waste that is a direct by-product of and is triggered by coffee consumption. typically the p-ssing of a coffee toffee follows a complete cup of coffee but in some the urge to defecate can become overpowering even part way through their cup.
noun: after downing a latte with her lunch, sophie found herself holding up the restroom cue as she dumped a m-ssive coffee toffee into her work toilet, leaving a d-mning skid mark in its wake.

verb: pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.

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