Coffee Vanille
a special type of coffee that claims to have vanilla in it but has no trace of it at all. the process of making it usually includes a man eating a lot of vanilla, then taking a dump in a cup. afterwards he melts the feces in hot water. this way the beverage gets the coffee look and the vanilla smell from the mans dump. the drink usually entices young girls with the scent of the mans dump.
dispenser: warning: drinking coffee vanille is highly dangerous and can kill you.
young woman: but the smell is so appealing! i must have some!
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