Coffee Wanker


the act of ordering a ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.

these people are called coffee w-nkers.
jesus victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large white coffee from starbucks instead of a grande skinny latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee w-nker.

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