coffee weightloss program
miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. you stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. you have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. after that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the sp-ce of a single hour.
howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.
miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. you stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. you have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. after that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the sp-ce of a single hour.
howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.
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