Coffee
the best drink ever… glory…
” i would like some coffee.” “what will it be..?” “medium double double”
what columbians grow and export in an attempt to make the world think that they are not the world’s leading cocaine exporter.
customs officials inspecting a columbian freight ship discovered forty kilos of cocaine hidden behind bags of coffee beans.
drug used by hackers and students
i need coffee, i need to r00t.
simply it means s-x,
“hey u wanna come up for coffee”
really he/she means hey u wanna have s-x.
the reason i can’t fall asleep
d-mn man this coffee is f-cking me up
from its rather humble beginnings, coffee has evolved into a precious, albeit addictive commodity for many millions of people around the world. it is the lifeblood of nerds, and the drink that keeps america’s workforce complacent on their journey to work.
tom is a nerd, he stays up late with c++ and coffee. jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.
a drink made from coffee beans. people drink it because of its content of caffeine. some people drink it because they think they look cool walking into cl-ss with a big -ss cup off caribou coffee talking about how they need to wake up yet its 40% cream 40% sugar and 20% coffee
wanna get some coffee?
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