coffeecrack jew


a white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. americans who love coffee or starbucks.
i love coffee, i’m a coffee jeweler. i drink it every day.

uncle craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he’s a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

americans can’t get enough coffee, i guess we’re a coffee beaner nation.

stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

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