Coffeemaker


a person who drinks alot of coffee in the morning and goes to the bathroom to have their pee smell like coffee.
i just finished a pot of coffee. i better go to the bathroom and plug-in the coffeemaker.
a white person (usually female) who finds black people attractive
– “that black guy over there is so hot!”
– “girl, you are such a coffeemaker!”
1. cup of coffee with c-m in it given to a woman after s-x.
2. c-mming in your hand and then slowly dripping it onto the woman.
3. slowly c-mming in short quick bursts so as to drip onto the chick like when a coffee maker is almost done.
as soon as he was about to c-m, gary quickly pulled out and used the ol’ coffee maker approach to give the girl a facial.

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