cofferette
the practice of accompanying a cup of coffee with a cigarette. or a cigarette with a coffee. the confluence of f-g and brown water and the 5-10 minutes of skiving it enables. in latin nations this is replaced with the caferillo.
“i’m going out of my mind with stress! seriously. i’m gonna die! or kill someone! or die and then kill someone! help!”
“calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette…”
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