Coffin Draugrette
an old b-tch who drains the life source of the youth by being a stubbon menopausal wrinkly decaying piece of walking dead.
a coffin draugrette will hold up queues at supermarkets because she didn’t get her coupon.
she will insist on being told why she didn’t get her coupon especially when it has nothing to do with the till operator and she won’t budge or die and then budge.
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