Coffin Hugger


somebody who cannot bear to part with their loved one at a funeral. they literally cling to the loved-one’s coffin/casket until its prised from their hands….
“what’s the silly b-tch doing?”
“she’s mounting the coffin, he dont need that no more, honey, he’s dead! get over it you coffin hugger!”

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