coheist is a word describing a large amount of something.
“wow, that’s a coheist amount of awesomeness you have!”
- b*tch eggs
a pair of round or oval objects, usually found in the colon, that cause irritable behavior. b-tch eggs have been found to infect male and female colons alike. what crawled up your -ss and laid b-tch eggs?
- c*kie roberts
a drink consisting of one part malibu rum and two parts diet c-ke. believed to be invented in 2001 in new york city. a favorite at mt. snow in vermont. named after the former clinton administration staffer. a variation is the zero roberts which is made with c-ke zero instead of diet c-ke. that c-kie […]
part of speech: noun definition: one who, having got caught in the net of a mid life crisis, has regressed to a permanent state of lifestyle found in universities throughout the world. a complete and utter denial of approaching retirement, people suffering from colyers diesease develop a taste for all foods pickled (possibly a belief […]
to yell “derr-ah” is to be r-t-rded and suffer from tourettes syndrome. derr-ah! derr…..ah! dah-derr! ah!
- b*tch tax
1. the price you pay for having a girlfriend or wife. it could be money or something more abstract such as loss of your freedom. 2. alimony and/or child support. you, remembering the good old days: “i used to be flush with cash until i started paying the b-tch tax” coworker to you: “hey man […]