coif


hair or hairdo

…simply put.
conan o’brien has the best coif known to man.
1. a hood or collar made from chainmail. worn by the knights of old.

2. a subst-tute cuss word.
what the coif, dude!?
as a cycling term, to be stopped abruptly atop a hill by a slower rider, resulting in a crash due to a loss of momentum.
f-ck!!! enoel coifed me!!!! – laks

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