coin personality
a person who is like a coin. 50/50. 50% of the time they’re really cool and enjoyable to be around, 50% of the time they’re the most insufferable human being ever to walk the planet.
bob: hey guys, i brought a pizza and gifts for everyone!
everyone: woo hoo!
–the next day–
jim: hey bob, what’s up dude?
bob: my foot will be up your -ss in 10 seconds if you don’t get out of my sight right now.
jim: talk about a coin personality…
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