Coinstar Poor
the state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you’re forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.
jake: hey dave, britney and i are going out for sushi. why don’t you bring that chick you were hitting on sat-rday night with us? we’ll all go together!
dave: nah man, sat-rday night i spent all my money on pizza and beer. i’m coinstar poor.
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