coinstipation


a state of economic constipation, wherein excessive wealth leads to a proportionately large level of stinginess, further advancing the condition.
“jimmeh’s gat so rich n’ full o’ coinstipation ‘e sold ‘s lambo n’ gottimself en ol’ wally mart heifer hauler ter scooter down teh street in”

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