cois

universal word for anything that’s f-cking awesome
dang thats so coi

holy s— ellie’s -ss is big as a coi
slang for cocaine.
” hey, where’s the cois at?” – santa

“ya se acabo la cois?” -juan
ball, family jewel, t-st-cl- in the romanian language , kwcoya-‘yay literally
dá-te la o parte sau it~i trag un s~ut in coaie (get out of my way or i’ll kick your b-lls).
opposite of lol. it means crying on inside.
person 1: life sucks.

person 2: haha, emo much?
person 1: yes coi
to coi is to “c-m on impact”. a problem every man has or eventually will have. when your p-n-s touches v-g-n- for the first time in a while, no matter how much hand action it’s been seeing and the v-g-n-‘s touch is just too much. you explode into her after just seconds of penetration. a coi is usually categorized between 15 and 1 second of intercourse yet for the more experienced it may be more of a 1 to 2 minute long voyage (when you’re somewhat experienced and can normally last like 10 or 15 minutes at least).

either way, you never want to coi with anyone other then someone you’ve already given good s-x to, otherwise they probably won’t ever want to do it again, and will tell all their friends (and yours) about your inability to squeeze back your load for more then 5 seconds.
“dude! sarah was on her period last week but she’s finally off so we can finally f-ck!”

“sounds like an epic coi waiting to happen c-mqueen.”
used to replace any noun in a sentence.
hey coi! come over here so we can throw throw this coi back and forth.
internet shorthand for “crying on the inside” – sort of opposite of lol.
boss123: i need you to work overtime this weekend – sorry about the vegas trip.
minion835: coi

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