Coitastrophe


catastrophic coitus. aka terrible s-x. when the p and the v just don’t seem to sync correctly.
how was your date with brian?

it was fine until we got back to my place. he couldn’t keep it up. the cat tried to bite his d-ck. so i just blew him, so it would all be over. it was a coitastrophe.

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