Coitus Avoidus
closely related to the c-ck-block (c-ckus-blockus). occurs when you are trying to solidify a possible s-xual encounter, only to be stifled by either the conscious or inadvertant action of a third party. quite often, the offending third party is a friend who wants to subvert your s-xual activity.
i was at a party last week dancing with this really cool girl, when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye i saw steve coming in for the kill. steve got in between this girl and myself and started telling her i had a girlfriend, even though i don’t. he also told her that i was a born-again christian, and she shouldn’t be tempting me with her s-x. it was at that moment i realized steve had served me up a clinical case of coitus avoidus.
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