coitus interuptus


a fancy way to say “pulling out”
“we dont want a baby, so i had to bust a coitus interuptus.”
noun; name: a person who is renouned for consistantly c-ck blocking. the proper way of calling someone a c-ck blocker.
well, suzie and i were hitting it off nicely until coitus interuptus walked in and wouldn’t go away!
when something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male’s genitalia go limp, thus ending the s-xual act.
jimmy: ugh, something stinks!
jaunita: oh, sorry.
jimmy: d-mnit this sh-tty situation is coitus interuptus.
when in one session of s-xual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, bl-w j-b, s-x, -n-l s-x and finish up with a t-t w-nk. and only c-m once at the end during the t-t w-nk.
d-mn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long

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