cojack

a person who has all the right moves on the basketball court. similar to a baller.

that cojack is the man to watch on the court.
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mutual masturbation. wherein both parties (male and female) arouse each other till the point of -rg-sm.
johndoe: dude, did you get laid last night?

blinky: naw man. just co-jack.
to go on someones online profile or account by stealing there p-ssword or the owner of the profile let them on.
“ronda’s talking to me on facebook talking about how awesome darin is.”

“no, its probably just darin co-jacking on ronda’s profile.”
1. (verb): when someone attempts to steal the limelight or credit for something, under the pretense of “helping”, but really makes himself just look bad in the process.

2. (noun/verb): inadvertent hijack

it is often meant to help, but through some devious alterior motive or actual impact over intent, it ruins the moment. people who do this are usually -ssociated with santorum.

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yo, did you see what kanye did at the grammy’s? yeah, he totally co-jacked taylor’s moment.

in an effort to help frank’s presentation, lizzie co-jacked him, taking all the credit when all she wanted to do was make sure the boss knew she helped too.
a person, usually a man, that is balding or has gone right bald.
look at zinedine zidane, he’s such a cojack these days.
a masturbatory fantasy involving an attractive co-worker.
“did you see what jessica in customer service is wearing today?”

“oh yeah. i think after work, i’m gonna have to run home and have myself a cojack.”
someone who lacks pubic hair
that kid is a mega cojack