Coke ass
when your up all night doing cocaine and then the next morning you have to fart and sh-t constantly letting out all the c-ke from the night before.
chris: man i’ve been farting and sh-tting my -ss out all day today i can’t take it anymore!! matt: what did you do last night that your like this? chris: i went to the comfort zone and did a bunch of c-ke with some hookers i met! matt: well bud it sounds to me like you got yourself a good ol case of “c-ke -ss” chris: goddamit i was afraid you’d say that!
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