coke bloat
when a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.
tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she’s got all fat in the face.
ted: nar man, she’s just got a bad case of c-ke bloat.
tom: arr right, she needs to get off the blow.
the bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.
c-ke bloat: “wow, lindsay lohan sure looks bloated these days. i highly doubt it’s from drinking soda.”
the bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.
c-ke bloat: “wow, lindsay lohan sure looks bloated these days. i highly doubt it’s from drinking soda.”
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