coke bottle shits
also known as cbs.
this is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can sh-t into those old gl-ss 16oz c-ke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.
that’s the last time i eat at taco bell. i had a bad case of the c-ke bottle sh-ts all week! that stupid chihuahua can go f-ck itself.
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