Coke Breakfast


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after a long night of snorting c-ke, when you wake up, sick as f-ck and having to go to work, you simply take ‘one more line’ and you’re feeling perfect. ready to take on the world and do it all over again
“i wouldn’t have made it to work on time if not for the c-ke breakfast i had an hour ago. time for another line, i’m starting to feel sick again”
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n. any breakfast meal that consists entirely of coca cola in large quant-ties (1l of more)
(jeff walks in to the office at 7 am carrying a half empty 2l c-ke)

budd: “hey jeff, you gonna kill yourself having a c-ke breakfast every morning”
jeff: “i know man, but its all i got, and its an appet-te suppressant”

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