coke chugger


that 10-13 year old chubby b-st-rd at the old yankee stadium who sucks and chugs bottles of 20 oz c-ke but can never seem to finish it. the bottle compresses while chugging cause he doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing. his teeth are brown and separated (since he hasn’t gotten braces yet) and he’s usually looking behind him wondering where his chicken fingers are.
check out that c-ke chugger in the front row, he’s not even watching the d-mn game.

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