Coke Deck


a c-ke deck is any flat, hard, non-porous surface used for the insufflation of narcotics. in practice, this is usually a mirror, but it can be many things; the top of a refridgerator, a varnished table, a marble kitchen surface, an ipad, etc.
“yo homes, i just upgraded to the ipad 3, now my old ipad 2 is my new c-ke deck!”

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