coke dick


not being able to get one’s d-ck up despite serious efforts and a more more
than willing mind.
f-ck…………she was all over me and i was lovin’ it but i had c-ke-d-ck. jesus, why does this always happen to me?
after snorting entirely to much cocaine causing one’s c-ck to become completely useless.
“to much blow and the c-ck won’t grow”
jake cl-tties from an episode of californication during the shooting of “v-g-n-town” gets c-ke d-ck after snorting some c-ke before a scene
losing circulation in your p-n-s, causing it to shrival or become small, also not allowing an erection to fully occur due to lack of blood.
i snorted so much c-ke that i had c-ke-d-ck.
a raging b-n-r that is not able to achieve a “happy ending” due to excessive use of nose candy.
d-mn, i can’t squirt my load. i’ve got c-ke d-ck, sniff, sniff!
this happens after use of cocaine, and, makes the p-n-s unable to become hard.or it is then it’s not, or, it’s not then it is.
there i was with this really hot chick and i was so frustrated…..i had the c-ke-d-ck, the only option was to wait… wait and hope she doesn’t leave before i comedown.
when a guy does c-ke (also happens with ectasy and when drunk sometimes) and he can’t get hard. if he does manage to get hard, it will take him a long time to c-m.
try as she might, the sl-tty sorority girl couldn’t get her date hard because he had c-ke-d-ck.

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