Coke Hold


a conversation with a person who has done a lot of c-ke that you can’t get away from. people on c-ke tend to be really chatty and oblivious. (person caught in c-ke hold can be sober or not)
after doing her third rail in five minutes, susan turned to me and just started rambling about life’s deeper meanings. i wanted to get away but she wouldn’t shut up long enough for me to excuse myself. i was caught in a c-ke hold.

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