coke shovel


c-ke shovel: an abnormally long pinky fingernail, usually on a male. this long pinky fingernail is used for shoveling small hits of the narcotic, cocaine.
ricky is whacked out of his mind, it appears he did too much digging with that c-ke shovel of his this weekend.
the c-ke shovel is a dead giveaway of a c-ke head.
people that state they were “packing the beak all night”, may in fact have a c-ke shovel to go along with the bad habit.
after dropping off a #2 in the toilet, i wonder if carlos’s c-ke shovel gets in the way when cleaning up the mess.

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