coke stroke


noun. a common occurrence among aging rock stars who have consumed copious amounts of cocaine, eventually contributing to a stroke.

see also: ozzy osbourne, steven adler, eddie money, bobby brown
look at eddie money’s bottom lip! he must’ve had a c-ke stroke.

ozzy doesn’t speak as coherently since the c-ke stroke.

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