coke wanker


c-ke-addled w-nker spending parties in a ‘c-ke cycle’: exchanging looks with your little entourage and then going off for a toot in the toilets; dabbing every last molecule of powder off the cistern; and then rejoining the gathering with a sudden inexplicable burst of talkativeness before lapsing into frozen, jaw-clamped silence as you wait for the next line.
i was at a party and wanted this chick, but she turned out to be a total c-ke w-nker.

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