cokesgiving
a c-kesgiving occurs when your father kicks you out of the family thanksgiving dinner because you are high on cocaine as evidenced by you lack of appet-te, sniffling, and generally strange behavior.
“my dad knew i was zooted the f-ck out at thanksgiving dinner and he kicked me out of the house. that’s the third c-kesgiving in a row.”
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