Cold Adam


the act of flatulating into a paper sack, promptly closing the sack, and running up to someone in the vicinity and opening the bag in their face, releasing the fresh fart.
when matt was being a d-ck, i decided to give him a cold adam. marshall thought it was funny, until he got one from lare bear.

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