cold as bricks
when its so d-mn cold outside and the windchill is so low as h-ll that it feels like you are getting “sharkiesha”ed (punched/slapped) in the face by a brick
p1: what’s on today’s forecast?
p2: bricks
or
-opens front door to and walks outside-
“d-mn its cold as bricks out here”
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