cold-capped


the disgusting experience of having your hand doused in frigid water that has collected in the cap of a bottle of shampoo or body wash, and been sitting there overnight.
-a horrific scream is heard from the shower-

roommate: what happened? are you ok?!

me: yeah, i’m fine. i just got cold-capped.

roommate: ugh. they should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.

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