Cold Carl
when a young man freezes a st-rdy log of his feces and chases a young lady around the house trying to club her with said feces. if he gets a good knock on her noggin with his “cold carl” before it melts, he wins!
she was resistant to the cold carl at first, but afterward thanked me for the cool, nutty refreshment.
(n.) when one partner sh-ts on a gl-ss table while the other person sits under the table to watch.
i didn’t remember about tonight’s dinner party until _after_ she gave me a cold carl.
a guy takes a dump on a pane of gl-ss with a girl lying under it as part of a s-x act. see also, “hot carl” and “warm carl.”
like a hot carl, only with a gl-ss coffee table in between the two victims
when you open the fridge at work (where everybody stores their lunch, etc.) and blast a big fart into it, closing the door quickly afterward.
our office is having pies later to celebrate birthdays.
i just delivered a cold carl into the fridge in which the pies are stored. it’ll be funny to watch everybody eat pie later.
when you get schooled by a r-t-rd.
mechanic: “can you figure out why this lawnmower won’t start up? we’ve tried everything.”
r-t-rd: “it ain’t got no gas in it.”
mechanic’s friend: “d-mn you just got a cold carl!”
when you do a chick up the -ss and then make her suck the crusted sh-t left on your c-ck the next morning.
the morning after i corn-holed your mom, i woke the b-tch up with a cold carl.
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