cold crotch
(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having s-x; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip
that girl totally cold crotched me at the party last week.
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to use your p-n-s to hit a girl hard enough to knock her out cold! anthony- yo! whats up dog! clayton- nothin much dude, i heard what happened last night. anthony- yeah, i colec-cked this b-tch after she sucked my d-ck for 2 hours straight and c-med on her.
- Kentucky puppet show
pretending something is going to happen when it isn’t going to happen ever. yanking someones chain “are you just playing monkey feet are you giving me a kentucky puppet show again”
- colettesque
to be like colette; lazy, random. often times it is used to describe things that are smelly. “that statue of a lazy girl sitting at her laptop is so colettesque.”
- Kerchillink
relaxing by doing nothing. “casey: heyyyyy, whatre dos bros doin?” “shawn: i dunno, just kerchillink.”
- Colorado straight edge
where you quit doing all drugs and drinking but keep smoking weed. my liver is hurting, its time to go colorado straight edge.