Cold Friending


a tactic for meeting new people on social networks, e.g., friending someone you found while perusing a mutual friend’s profile, or following someone on a social network without actually knowing them; cold friending is our generation’s version of cold calling for business.
i was just surfing around cold friending people on facebook and now i’m going to do a project with a couple of the people i connected with.

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