Cold Goo


when a guy m-st-rb-t-s but doesn’t clean up. then it starts to get cold. usually happens in a bed.

“last night i was watching -ss f-ck #9 and jacked off, and the i slept in my cold goo.”

“dude, you are f-cked!”

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