cold j


the cold j is a form of big j invented by the vikings in the late 7th century. to perform a cold j the woman (or in some cases men) would hold ice, freezing water or cold iron in their mouth for 30 seconds to an hour. then viking ding dong would then be cold j’d until satisfied.
the only thing better than a big j is a cold j on a tuesday night.

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