Cold Lenny
a cold lenny is when you take a long hard sh-t in a bag and freeze it and wait approxamitley 22 – 24 hours till the sh-t is rock hard frozen and stick it back up your -ss as a d-ld- for erotic pleasure.
my girlfriend freezes her sh-t everynight for a nice cold cold lenny for breakfast every morning.
an extreme act, both in perversion and its soiling nature on one’s carpet. one partner urinates into the mouth of the other, who’s mouth is freshly stocked with ice. the result is a tangy sensation of flavor.
baby, go get some ice from the freezer and open wide. it’s cold lenny time!
take a sh-t, wrap it in paper or tissue them freeze it. when hard, use as d-ld- on either yourself or partner
any batteries in the d-ld-? no? well, i’ll use a cold lenny
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