Colesworths


noun

1. an australian supermarket chain that simultaneously brings prices down, h-m-genises culture and offers the choice to buy what they tell you.

2. colloq. the pinnacle of the great australian share-owning dream.
usage:

1. farmer: it’s all f-ckin’ colesworths’ fault.
truck driver: i f-ckin’ hate these colesworths slave driving c-nts.
hippy: over my dead body will a f-ckin’ colesworths be built here.

2. if these shares do a colesworths, my empty life will have meaning.

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