cold limp logic
as opposed to warm and fuzzy logic, cold limp logic is defined as a situation where your staunch support of the facts keeps you from getting laid.
dude 1: i heard you made it with mary jane last night.
dude 2: nah. i found out she was married. turns out her husband works with my wife. couldn’t stand the risk of her finding out.
dude 1: dude, that’s some cold limp logic.
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