1. a harsh disciplinary action; a mean-spirited administrative decree.
2. a mixed drink made with fruit punch and bitters.
maya: my boss just blocked us from using mysp-ce and youtube.
boris: that’s a cold, cold manilow.
- look at my ass
reference to a high maintenance person, usually used in response to a demanding, needy, or high maintenance request. lets the person making the demands know that they are being high maintenance, without directly saying so. can be used in the third person as well, to -ssert that someone was being high maintenance or demanding. refers […]
when one snorts a fat line of cocaine across two -sses touching each other forming a, “bridge”. bro #1: hey bro, want to do a blow-bridge across these librarians’ -sses? bro #2: sure brah, it’s been a while since i’ve done a blow-bridge. especially on librarians! -highfive-
n: a most glorious mustache, which commands fear and respect from all those who are fortunate enough to witness it. 1. ron has the most beautiful ronstache imaginable. 2. brad does not have a ronstache. n. the glorious mustache that has led to ronstache day (october 30) — a celebration of all that is good […]
- Collin Emily and Laura
three increadibly flawless individuals that like to have amazing phone conversations. collin emily and laura typical convo. laura:hey s-xy love collin:your f-cking retarted emily p-sses herself due to laughter
shortened for: laughing so hard i p-ssed in my friend’s pants crystal123: lol i thought you were talking about a monkey, so i was just like, “he has a monkey?” bball654: lshipimfp. noooo, that’s the name of my dog!