cold pack


cold pack is when a person has s-x with a corpse
i cold packed that girl on the slab.
a twelve pack of any type of beer.

origins unknown, in common usage on the blackfeet reservation.
hey cousin, pick up a cold pack of beer when you’re in there!

let’s grab a cold pack and head out to the swimming hole.
to have s-x or preform a s-x act with a dead body.
stop cold packing my grandma

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