cold pressed
cold pressed juices are hip and happening in any area with a sodasopa. these expensive non pasteurized bottles of mixed fruits and vegetables are often consumed by those doing a ‘cleanse’ and are locally sourced, organic and basically better than you.
yo bro, this juice is half your size. it’s cold pressed. so i’m jacked.
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