when your hittin an asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo
me: hey ken, i got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!
the middle of being sane and insane im not sure where my brain is in terms of sanity, so i guess i’m just suffering from midsanity.
- arp time
the act of running late, and showing up anywhere between 1-3 hours late. this lateness is completely unintentional, they’re trying their best. should i expect you at 8pm, or are you running on arp time?
the cutest muser cosplay couple you’ve ever seen! @pastelthegoth and @sp-ceprince0928 “#paylor the cutest ship created!”
- pulled a scaramucci
get screwed over in an incredibly short period of time. he pulled a scaramucci after he got divorced, missed the birth of his kid and was fired from his job in just 10 days.
when one party in a relationship wants to exit the relationship due to a dispute over pancakes. forgot to ask my girlfriend if she would like some pancakes last night. now she wants a panxit.