cold soup


when you’re with a girl & your friend asks you “if you guys are dating yet”, and he unintentionally forces you to ask her out, right there on the spot.
friend-“aw, ya’ll cute, are ya’ll dating yet?”
-looking at that man like, whyyyyy!?-

you- “do you wanna go out with me?”
-after she leaves-

bro, you hit me with cold soup.
1 more definition
something that makes no sense.

having no particular meaning

boy: have you ever bathed in grapes?
girl: what? thats cold soup!!

Read Also:

  • counter booty

    the fat -ss of a cute woman in retail that is hidden by the counter she works behind. i asked that hottie that works at lotto booth out only to find out she had counter booty when i picked her up.you would never guess she had a side scrolling -ss

  • crack

    the short way of saying the widely used “trivia crack” game’s name. are you on crack yet? 82 more definitions as a rule of thumb, it is profoundly unwise to take crack-cocaine. the brain has evolved a truly vicious set of negative feedback mechanisms. their functional effect is to stop us from being truly happy […]

  • Cramityville Horror

    when you f-ck a girl so hard you swear you broke her p-ssy. its also a step up from hate f-cking but not at rape level but she will regret it. i gave that b-tch the cramityville horror last night and she never wished me a good morning.

  • Crease

    to get knocked out or hit with a forced hard enough to bend the body in half. typically used when talking about jumping someone. “did you hear about glo boys and migos?” “yea man migos got creased! glo boys sn-tched their chains” or “dude did you see the seahawks kill the broncos last year in […]

  • Creative

    (noun) a word used as a euphemism to describe an individual who is immature, irresponsible, completely disorganized and generally has no control over their life. creatives often lack natural intelligence and consistently fail to follow through on any promises. “creative” is often used incorrectly as an excuse for not wanting to do work or missing […]


Disclaimer: cold soup definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.