coldplayerism


something a guy who hates coldplay descirbes. they try to make chris martin(married to gwenyth paltrow btw) seem bad when really they are so jealous of coldplays amazingness.
every tear every tear is a waterfall
coldplay stole that ! and don’t start being a coldplayerism
shut up, they are amazing, go die in a freakin’ hole!

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